{"id":1075,"date":"2009-08-03T13:00:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T11:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2009-07-15T20:34:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T18:34:51","slug":"monsieur-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/2009\/08\/03\/monsieur-catastrophe\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsieur Catastrophe !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;histoire d&rsquo;un papillon qui battait des ailes \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre bout de la Terre et&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Euh, d\u00e9j\u00e0 que mon ma\u00eetre de stage cherche quelques pr\u00e9textes faciles pour me faire des reproches (je ne pense pas qu&rsquo;il appr\u00e9cie ma nature un peu maladroite). Hier encore j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9clench\u00e9 l&rsquo;alarme de son domicile, car son lieu de travail est \u00e0 5 m de chez lui et est connect\u00e9 \u00e0 la m\u00eame alarme. Mais comme d&rsquo;o\u00f9 je bosse je l&rsquo;entends pas, y&rsquo;a la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 qui a install\u00e9 l&rsquo;alarme qui a appel\u00e9 mon boss, lequel m&rsquo;a aussit\u00f4t contact\u00e9, ainsi que sa femme et sa nourrice, enfin pas vraiment la sienne mais celle de ses enfants), ce serait cool si quelqu&rsquo;un pouvait m&rsquo;aider \u00e0 r\u00e9soudre ce petit probl\u00e8me.<br \/>\nEnfin, ce n&rsquo;est pas non plus hyper grave si je me fais virer car je pensais me convertir dans le jardinage, mais bon, cela retarderait l&rsquo;\u00e9ch\u00e9ance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On ne saura jamais si la reconversion aura port\u00e9 ses fruits&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/georezo.net\/forum\/viewtopic.php?pid=110424#p110424\">Lire l&rsquo;int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 de la discussion<\/a>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;histoire d&rsquo;un papillon qui battait des ailes \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre bout de la Terre et&#8230; Euh, d\u00e9j\u00e0 que mon ma\u00eetre de stage cherche quelques pr\u00e9textes faciles pour me faire des &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[413],"tags":[414],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-perles-de-georezo","tag-betisier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.georezo.net\/infobulle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}